橙色鼠情通报
自鼠辈开辟本楼战场以来,如意算盘本是想可以通过抹黑

,外加大势造谣惑众

,招引各方无数转头砸向它们的敌人

,可未曾想

在一众打鼠志愿军的火眼金睛和降妖杖剑之下



,战场还没展开,阴谋已经败露

鼠辈的始作俑者

,最后落得个身败名裂

。纷纷以嫖娼和颂嫖娼妇的光辉形象

,闪亮收场

但是

,可是

,可但是

,但可是

千年以来祸害这个民族从未间断过的鼠辈

,是何等的阴诈物类?

岂是轻易就能善罢甘休得了的?

不能!

痛腚思痛,鼠辈决定调整战术,临阵换将

。撤下了阴臭酸腐的前任小队长

派出一脸皮奇厚

,自翊“高雅”“高智商”


,实则明白人早就一清二楚的猥琐无比的

贰佰伍神经病

,出任现任领军

。狠命一脚踢烂了酸腐前任的饭碗

,此新领军鼠物,韬光养晦

,暂时隐藏其鼠辈真实目的

,貌似不再为了抹黑了

,貌似专注于修养了

,貌似一装之下,顿觉自己就高大上了!



貌似仅仅以除掉眼中钉、拦路虎,以不择手段除掉对手为直接目的

以特色的神经病风格疯狂四面出击

,实,则是为了夺回阵地

,为鼠辈随时再行造谣惑众

,再定基础
只可惜,此领军比起彼领军,若以鼠技为指标来衡量的话,完全不在一个数量级

如果彼领军能称为奸鼠

,此领军
除了神经病似的装,最多,就一傻鼠



罢了

鼠方幕后总裁

,您
失算亦

